How to commit suicide: A step-through guide

Self-destruction is one of the most difficult task to pursue by an individual, however sometimes things go horribly upside down that there is no way to home. So, we need to escape from our current reality. Hence, we need to find an easy way. Take out your notebook-pencil and stick to this blog. 

Step 0: Find why? You need a solid reason or otherwise close this tab. Think for a while and find all the reasons of your mess. Write them down and rate them from 0 to 5. 

After you successfully discover your reason to quit from your current life. Now it's action time.

Step 1: Validate your reasons. Step out out of your home and find random 100 strangers and ask them about your reasons and a possible solution to that according to them. Note down all the solutions in your notebook. 

Step 2: visit your nearest fitness center and work-out for 10 minutes. Join the membership and ask them to find you there daily in whatever way is possible. 

Wait, Don't stop reading in between. You will miss out the best and easiest way to commit suicide. 

Step 3: After training your body it now turn of your mind. Visit your nearest library and pick a book read one page. Join there membership  and ask them to find you there daily in whatever is possible. 

Step 4: Now on your way help at least 3 random people in whatever way you can. Help them, greet them and in favour ask them to help other three people. 

Step 5: Research your hobby and do it for 2 minutes. 

Step 6: Visit a social groups nearby you and promote your network. Socialize with them and find their Ikigai. 

Before proceeding ahead, we need to find answer to "who are you?"

Answer- You're not the child that was born to your parents at the time of your birth. You're your experience, you're your memories. It took at least 15 to 20 years to you to become you. So, building things from scratch again will require a much energy, time and efforts. But wait, Don't worry, In my idea all you need 6 months. 

Step 7: Repeat these steps consistently for 6 months. Start from NOW. 

Congratulations! After six months you will completely destroy your old self to something which is unimaginable, impossible and amazing. This is one of the best and easiest way of self-destruction. Also, don't hesitate to  improvise and writing it down to me. I'll love to see your improvisation.